Tears are flowing in silence
Touching blue flower he gave me
With a full blow of violence
In the name of wanting me
Here I am, wiping in the darkness
Sex, Desire and Lust
From someone whose name should not be spoken
“I might not be faithful to my wife, but I’m always loyal to her”
“The biggest aphrodisiac is to be desired, lusted after”
“Men like women who are sexually frustrated”
“Why start something, when I know I will just feel bad about myself, if I do have sex with other girl” (on being faithful)
Contouring
What is all about contouring? Lighter color on this, darker one on that. Then tadaaa higher cheekbone, less round face, more edgy, higher and more pointed nose, this and that.
Can’t I be pretty with my round face? Can’t I be pretty with my big flat Indonesian nose?
Sugaring instead of Waxing
Women normally love hair, when it’s on the right spot (read: head). Shaving is tiring, Waxing is painful. So I was browsing for sugaring. Yippy I got a simple home-made sugar paste recipe for this and it worked!!!
Then my significant one came home, “Wow…it tastes good. What is it?”
Oh dear…he ate it.
We, Asians, Need Rice!!!
I was volunteering for a global conference in Davos last year. It was fun, and I made some new friends, one of them was a cute Chinese girl (who might have taken me as her mother hen…doooh).
During our first lunch time she was shocked. In the beginning she was happy to get her lunch, but then her smile was away when she saw it was sandwich.
Her: Do Swiss eat like this?
Me: Yes, they do.
Her: Is it enough for them?
Me: Well, it is, I guess.
Her: Why don’t they eat rice?
Me: Well, sandwich is cheap, you can get it quickly, and eat whenever and wherever you want.
Her: Don’t they eat warm food?
Me: Yes, they do.
Her: I need warm food.
Me: Tonight you can get warm food.
Her: I want rice.
Dang…out of the blue, I was longing to have a bowl of rice.
PS: I then took her to a really nice Chinese restaurant in Davos ^_^
Rice anyone?
A friend of mine went to Switzerland with her husband, so we met up. She told me that her husband kept complaining about the food here in Switzerland.
Her: He is totally Indonesian. He cannot live without rice.
Me: Try risotto 😀
After second thought, it is true that there are many Asians (including me) who love rice. Perhaps I should write “Where Asian Tourists can get proper warm rice in Switzerland”
Soulmate
Her: Do you think I am your soulmate?
Him: What’s that?
Her: You know, when you meet a person then you know her well and bla bla bla
Him: Sure I know you.
Her: Arrrggghhh…so do you think I am your soulmate?
Him: No. Is it needed?
Her: Mmmmmmm…sigh
Bally vs Bali
We were at Globus in Bern.
Me: Do you remember the guy at men’s clothing section?
Him: Yes.
Me: He went to Bali.
Him: No, he did not.
Me: Yes, he did. He told me so.
Him: No, he did not go to Bally. He is at Pfister now.
At the same time
Him: Oh you are not talking about the shoes?
Me: Are you talking about the shoes?
Me: I am talking about Bali the island.
Him: Bally means shoes to me
sigh….
Was Freud Right?
Confession of love of a three year old boy to his mother.
Son : Mummy, I love you. When I’d grow up, I’d marry you.
So, did Freud make a point? Was he correct?
Daddy, will you give me a job?
Conversation between a girl, a 15 year old only child/grandchild/niece, and her father, a well.. literally similar to state prosecutor, during family dinner.
Daughter : Daddy, if I go to to Law School, will you give me a job?
Father : Go study something else then!
